Pole Business

Forget Tupac and Biggie, that shit was like 10 years ago.  All you other rap beefs–Jay Z vs. Mobb Deep, 50 Cent vs. whoever used to be on his label but isn’t anymore, whatever–y’alls got to get with the new shit in hip hop, the next level beef, the South, East-Europeans vs. the North, East-Europeans.  That’s right, Hungary vs. Poland.

Let’s start with Hungary.  Speak, the YouTube star comes on strong with his song about war, or business, I can’t really tell.  I will tell him that in hip hop, you don’t have Kenny G look alikes talkin’ all about, “Sometime, people make a war…”  Here, you take a look

But in response, the Polish rap group Two Guys On Train strike back with their inaudible/unintelligible track, “Rap On Train.”  Dudes are killin’ it with they hot joint.  Check it yourself.

Oh, SNAP!  Did you hear what they just said about Speak?!  Dudes gotta have bricks in his dungarees after hearing their wrath.  I mean, to say what they just said, with such veracity…I’m speachless!

I just want to say though, guys, keep the beef in the studio, we don’t need any more senseless violence over hip hop.  It started as a music form that brought people together.  You don’t need to be gangsta to drop a hot track, do what you do, and you will rise above them all. (I think I just wrote a quote worthy of being on an inspirational hallmark card/business office poster/collectible plate.  If you use it just get my royalty check in the mail)

Check Your Head

I knew I should have taken more advanced math in college, I could maybe understand this:

“What Now, Bitches?”  Yes…what now?