HE Can Dunk a Basketball!

Ok, so I don’t know where to start with this, I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot over the next few days, but Donnie Davies is pretty fuckin’ funny.  Not only does he provide anybody who doesn’t know anything about music a good list of bands to start listening to, he tells us which bands to avoid.  I would hate to see this guy’s “Party Mix” on his iPod.  Sounds like a nice guy…although I’d like to point out a list of a few of his lies:

1.  He “used” to be gay, but “he’s reformed.”

2. He has friends.

3. He lost 120 pounds.

4. He gives “shout outs.”

5. He can dunk a basketball!

Don’t believe me, listen to the words from his mouth:

 But to his defence, really, YouTube, why did you censor his video, “God Hates Fags”?  That is the funniest, in-production-room shit since Popozao.

 *Edit, just thought I’d let people know that with the success of his C.H.O.P.S. program, I’m going to start my own group called B.E.A.R.S.–Being Evangelical Against Raging Sinners.  I’m going to go to all the gay chat rooms on the internet and post about my new group and ask them to come to my BEARS meetings.  I hope I can recruit a lot of BEARS.  But with all this censorship, we’ll probably have to meet in secret spots like truck stop restrooms, public parks after dark, and under water towers–you know, really out of the way places.  I don’t see how this could go wrong at all.

Sole Opportunities

Ok, so I had the chance to buy these shoes for $25.  Almost worth it I thought at the time.  Plus, who else would want them.  So I pondered the purchase for about a week.  Went back to the store to look at them again and they were gone.  Someone fucking bought them.  I guess this could be a life lesson about taking chances and living everyday like it’s your last and all that.  But I think it’s more like a lesson in how there are other people out there with as fucked-up a sense of fashion as mine.  Now that’s scary.